Introduction
The Funko 54803 The Goonies: Never Say Die Game is a classic role-playing adventure game designed for 2 to 5 players. Inspired by the timeless 1985 film, this game invites players to explore mysterious caves, subterranean lakes, and even One-Eyed Willie's pirate ship, the Inferno. Players take on the roles of Mikey, Mouth, Chunk, Data, Andy, Stef, or Brand, each utilizing their unique special abilities and equipment. The game features 3D tiles and a mission master who sets booby traps and controls opponents. This game blends classic 80s adventure game elements with modern gameplay, providing an engaging experience for both new and long-time fans.
Be cautious, as the treasure is protected by treacherous traps and the dreaded skeleton pirate crew of the Inferno.
Components
Before starting, ensure all components are present. The game includes high-quality plastic components, cards, and dice.
- Game Board Tiles
- Character Miniatures/Standees
- Character Cards
- Action Cards
- Enemy Tokens
- Dice
- Various Game Tokens (e.g., treasure, trap markers)
- Rulebook (printed included)

Image: All game components for The Goonies: Never Say Die Game laid out, including the game board, character cards, dice, and tokens.

Image: Collection of colorful plastic miniatures representing various characters and enemies from The Goonies: Never Say Die Game.
Setup
- Prepare the Game Board: Assemble the game board tiles according to the scenario instructions provided in the rulebook.
- Choose Characters: Each player selects a Goonies character (Mikey, Mouth, Chunk, Data, Andy, Stef, or Brand) and takes their corresponding character card and miniature/standee.
- Distribute Starting Equipment: Follow the rulebook to distribute starting equipment and any initial cards to each player.
- Set Up Mission Master: One player will act as the Mission Master. This player sets up enemy tokens, traps, and other scenario-specific elements as detailed in the rulebook.
- Place Tokens: Place all other game tokens (e.g., coins, health markers) within easy reach of all players.

Image: Close-up of The Goonies: Never Say Die game board showing character standees, a 'Giant Rat' token, and a 'Trapped' marker.
Operating (Gameplay)
The game is played in rounds, with players taking turns to move their characters, interact with the environment, and engage in combat. The Mission Master controls the enemies and triggers events.
Player Turns
- Movement: Move your character across the board tiles. Movement rules are detailed in the rulebook.
- Actions: Perform actions such as searching for items, interacting with objects, or attacking enemies. Each character has unique abilities and action cards.
- Using Cards: Play action cards from your hand to gain advantages or perform special maneuvers.
Mission Master Role
- Enemy Control: Move enemy tokens and resolve their attacks against the Goonies.
- Trap Activation: Activate traps and environmental hazards as specified by the scenario.
- Story Progression: Advance the narrative and introduce new challenges based on the scenario.
The objective is to complete the scenario's goals, which typically involve finding treasure, rescuing characters, or overcoming obstacles, while avoiding or defeating the dangers posed by the Mission Master.

Image: Close-up of various game cards, including character ability cards and action cards like 'Bully Buster' and 'Slick Shoes'.

Image: Close-up of enemy tokens, including a 'Skeleton Bombardier' and 'Giant Rat', alongside red and green dice.

Image: Close-up of character cards, including 'Mouth' and 'Data', showing their health, stats, and special abilities.
Maintenance
Proper care and maintenance will ensure the longevity of your game components.
- Storage: Store all game components in their original box or a suitable storage solution to prevent loss or damage. Keep the box in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.
- Cleaning: Wipe plastic components with a dry, soft cloth if they become dusty. Avoid using harsh chemicals or abrasive materials. For cards, handle with clean, dry hands to prevent smudges and wear.
- Handling: Handle all components, especially cards and miniatures, with care to prevent bending, tearing, or breaking.
Troubleshooting
If you encounter any issues during gameplay, refer to these common solutions:
- Missing Components: Carefully check the box and packaging. If components are genuinely missing, contact Funko Games customer support.
- Rule Clarification: The included rulebook provides detailed instructions. If a specific rule is unclear, re-read the relevant section. Online forums or official game resources may also offer clarifications.
- Game Balance Issues: If a scenario feels too easy or too difficult, ensure all rules are being followed correctly. Some games offer variant rules or difficulty adjustments in the rulebook.
Specifications
| Brand | FUNKO GAMES |
| Model Number | 54803 |
| Product Dimensions | 6.35 x 25.4 x 26.67 cm (2.5 x 10 x 10.5 inches) |
| Item Weight | 1.59 kg |
| Language | English |
| Material | Plastic |
| Theme | Adventure |
| Genre | Strategy, Role-Playing |
| Number of Players | 2-5 Players |
| Estimated Playtime | 50 Minutes |
| Recommended Age | 12+ Years |
| Included Components | Cards, Dice, Game Board, Miniatures/Standees, Tokens |
| Educational Value | Develops problem-solving skills, critical thinking, and teamwork |
| Usage | Indoor |
| Operation | Manual |
Safety Information
This product contains small parts and is not suitable for children under 3 years of age due to choking hazards. Adult supervision is required during play, especially for younger players or those unfamiliar with board games.
The game is suitable for players aged 12 and above. Always ensure a safe play environment.
Support
For further assistance, missing parts, or rule clarifications not covered in this manual, please refer to the official Funko Games website or contact their customer support directly. Keep your product model number (54803) handy when contacting support.